Shakespeare taught us:
Let me not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments,
...but said nothing about the marriage of two bodies.
John Donne taught away from corporeal love as being true love:
Dull sublunary lovers' love
—Whose soul is sense—cannot admit
Of absence, 'cause it doth remove
The thing which elemented it.
Then there was the Bard of Hoboken:
