We're going to be rammed!
...bad news is, the captain wants to go water skiing.
That's the best way that I can think of to decide which men to man the oars in combat...
You need to talk to Titus about being rammed. Just Sayn'
Eric Flint has a book called the "Ram Rebellion"which is pretty good. Part of the "1631" series.
Non-sequitors are my life.