Conversations with Henry: Show Your Cards

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I discard two cards and pick up two more.

Me: What a shitty hand.

Henry: You gotta play what you're dealt.  Maybe we should play for money next time?

(I lay down my cards):

Me: I got iron, cobalt, and nickel!

Henry: Hmm! Not bad. A straight too. Too bad about the others. Maybe we should play hydrogen is wild next time.

(Henry lays down his cards):

Me: Shit Henry, that's a fullhouse: three noble metals and two noble gases!