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I discard two cards and pick up two more.
Me: What a shitty hand.
Henry: You gotta play what you're dealt. Maybe we should play for money next time?
(I lay down my cards):
Me: I got iron, cobalt, and nickel!
Henry: Hmm! Not bad. A straight too. Too bad about the others. Maybe we should play hydrogen is wild next time.
(Henry lays down his cards):
Me: Shit Henry, that's a fullhouse: three noble metals and two noble gases!