Fluent in Languish
Rindercilla, her muggly other and her sad blisters...I heard it first in the early 70's but I don't know who first came up with it. But it's funny.
I remember seeing it first on Hee Haw in the early 70's. It was original. Either Campbell or a screenwriter wrote it. There's another good one called the "Pee Little Thrigs."